Jack Dawson
Iceberg Alert:
Collision Imminent
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Sunday, July 5, 2026
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Nord Ice
Aurora Forest
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Jack Dawson Diagnostics
Sinking
Brain Cell Activity
2%
Water in Lungs
4.2 / 16.0 Liters
Survival Probability
0% / 100%
Sinking Rate
14.2 m/s
Freezing Rate
1.8 °C/m
Survival Actions
Abandon Ship
Trigger Shivering
Melt Iceberg
Measure Door
lookout@titanic:~
titanic$
systemctl status passenger-survival
● passenger-survival.service - Jack Dawson Status
Loaded: loaded (sinking; freezing)
Active: failing (drowning) since April 15, 1912 02:20 UTC
titanic$
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Jack's Life & Survival Services
Overview of Jack Dawson's highly questionable life choices.
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-2°C
Icebergs Ahead
Submergence
100%
Wind
12 km/h
Time Frozen
114y 81d 10h
Survival Tasks
0/0
Voyage Information
Vessel:
RMS Titanic (Steerage)
Engine:
Coal Steam Engine
Water Temp:
-2.0°C (North Atlantic)
Lifeboats:
20 / 64 (Deficit)
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Drawing (French Girls)
Wood Door (Float Filter)
Iceberg Detector (Lookouts)
Steerage Storage (No Dollars)
Lifeboat Deficit Manager
Lucky Poker Simulator
RMS Titanic Boiler Room
Lookout Tower (No Binoculars)
Distress Signal Operator
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